calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
lol. I choked on my own saliva when I read this.
(Source: ollivander, via smuppet-wrangler)
That’d be AFGNCAAP, aka “Ageless, Faceless, Gender-Neutral, Culturally-Ambiguous Adventure Person”, from Zork: Grand Inquisitor. And I dunno… not that fucked? There are ways to die in that game, but it’s not particularly cruel in that regard (unlike some of the early text Zorks!). You kind of have to invoke them on purpose through (knowingly) dumb actions rather than them being sprung on you unawares.
(Source: thesteamlord, via cruelfeline)
Some days I wake up and I ask my partner, “Why do I not have $8,000 for a taxidermy giraffe?”
That giraffe looks unimpressed. (I suppose I would be, too.) Like, “let’s start a meme called Unimpressed Giraffe” levels of unimpressed.
Boom roasted
Yeah. I was gonna say…
Not that I don’t like Johnny Depp (and Helena Bonham Carter) in Tim Burton movies, but still. Willy Wonka? Not one of my faves.
(via rootandrock)
lessee…
Could be:
list maker - well, am in a sense.
diary keeper - have been; but not in many moons.
witch - we hope!
gardener - if plans for the back yard ever materialize…
editor - TOTALLY AM, just not in the book-publishing sense. My most natural inclination is for correction and perfectionism.
book binder
folklorist
Could have been:
librarian - this requires a degree I don’t have and have no urge/time/money to get at this point, but it’s the thing I’m closest to, professionally speaking.
art historian
astrophysicist
map maker - I guess…?
animal-girl
horticulturist
Could never be:
artist
writer
singer & musician
dream weaver
illustrator
sailor
giant-speaker
explorer
time traveler (Mrs Past and Present and Future Doctor..?)
(via pada-viya)
….This is pretty much me, all right.
(via cubby--hole)
