That’d be AFGNCAAP, aka “Ageless, Faceless, Gender-Neutral, Culturally-Ambiguous Adventure Person”, from Zork: Grand Inquisitor. And I dunno… not that fucked? There are ways to die in that game, but it’s not particularly cruel in that regard (unlike some of the early text Zorks!). You kind of have to invoke them on purpose through (knowingly) dumb actions rather than them being sprung on you unawares.
list maker - well, am in a sense.
diary keeper - have been; but not in many moons.
witch - we hope!
gardener - if plans for the back yard ever materialize…
editor - TOTALLY AM, just not in the book-publishing sense. My most natural inclination is for correction and perfectionism.
Could have been:
librarian - this requires a degree I don’t have and have no urge/time/money to get at this point, but it’s the thing I’m closest to, professionally speaking.
map maker - I guess…?
Could never be:
singer & musician
time traveler (Mrs Past and Present and Future Doctor..?)